you leave it to me to be all the four seasons

athlete

Attention, Scarlett Johansson haters! Yes, you!


I think she's really really really pretty, OK! Her nose is not weird! And she's nice! She's one of the few female American celebs under 24 who's not skanky or... or vapid! You mean people, I'm gonna defend her like the polar bears! So don't bash her anymore!

(Her recent career choices have been a bit questionable, though, but that's irrelevant anyway, pah!)