Fashion help from Yellow Elk.
Question: Dear Urban, I want to look pretty but I'm 17 and pregnant and living in a supermarket because my boyfriend abandoned me. How do I do it?
Answer: Be Natalie Portman.
Question: Dear Urban, I am a fashionista with a small problem. Is there a way maintain an air of glamour while running away from a tornado?
Answer: Yes - be Natalie Portman.
Question: Dear Urban, I wish I could look cool and interesting, but unfortunately I have a really boring haircut and the only thing I can do with it is tie a lousy old ponytail. What am I to do?
Answer: Simple. Be Natalie Portman.
I want to watch Where The Heart Is because I'm in the mood for some old-school Portman today. And Ashley Judd too. Le sigh.
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